APESTOGETHERSTRONG

They gave us a chain. We gave them a mascot. Financial advice from a monkey in a suit with zero financial literacy and diamond hands.

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APES TOGETHER STRONGBUY HIGH SELL NEVERZERO FINANCIAL LITERACYNOT FINANCIAL ADVICEDIAMOND HANDS ONLYTHE BUTTON STAYS GREEN

38 CERTIFIED SPECIMENS · HANDLE WITH CARE

THE VAULT

Every ape the market forged. Framed, catalogued, and locked behind reinforced glass. down bad has never looked this good.

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▼ ORIGIN STORY ▼

THE LORE

  1. THE APES ASSEMBLE

    2021. A wall of retail traders decides the hedge funds have had enough fun. GME goes vertical. Wall Street learns the word "ape."

  2. THE BUTTON GOES GREY

    At the peak, the buy button quietly disappears. You could sell. You couldn't buy. The apes remembered.

  3. ROBINHOOD GETS A CHAIN

    Years later, the app that took the button away launches its own chain. The irony was not lost on us.

  4. SO WE MADE APES

    A mascot for the people they named themselves after. Blonde hair, black shades, red tie, zero financial literacy. Perfect.